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To Complayna and Joseph Trent Parkin, we here in the EVIL camp all would like to wish you a happy and healthy future.

At the top of that list is hate, but a close second is friends, and two friends of Evil went and did the fool thing this past weekend of consummating their relationship in the eyes of THE MAN.

Posted in on June 21st, 2010 by Stevil

Posted in on June 22nd, 2010 by Stevil

So, we have been busy….and we’re proud to announce that in a very short time we’ll have t-shirts in house and ready to order. To those orders hanging out in the ether, we apologize, there was some kind of glitch with paypal and it’s hard to pack envelopes when one hand is wrapped firmly around our members. Shirts will be $15. Or, $10.50 if you send us a picture of your boobs, your girlfriend’s boobs, your mom’s boobs, but NOT your grandma’s boobs.

Cycling shoes, kits, socks, gloves – all have been drenched for what seems like an eternity. Skin and bones, too.

It seems summer has come to the rest of the country, but Portland’s been slow on getting that memo, and the joke’s on us. May-uary led to June-uary, whereВP we’ve finally got a few days of sun under our belts. In the meantime we’ve been mainlining equal parts Vitamin D and Maker’s Mark. And of course, we’re masturbating furiously.

Which is the better band name?

Posted in on June 23rd, 2010 by Dave

Yeah… Nothing wrong with baby chipmunks.

Last week while compiling a list of things that we like, hate and friends were the two at the top. It has come to my attention that while the list of things we don’t like is miles longer than the one of things we do, a glaring omission from the former was baby chipmunks.

Posted in on June 26th, 2010 by Stevil

I wish I could sit in a little non-pedaling seat, shit myself, and have my drugs brought to my mouth.

A short spin on the Team Beer Cowboy ride through downtown Portland captured this image, snapped by agent AA. Here we see a “rustler” passing a joint to a “lil’ cowpoke”.

Posted in on June 26th, 2010 by Dave

I think they got it right “it’s better to die behind a guitar than to die behind a gun” – The Devil.

Red Hot Rebellion, with their new single “For The Benefit of Evil” check it out .

Here’s Evil’s Band-o-the-Month.

Posted in on June 30th, 2010 by Dave

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